Tibbs Jenkins
Journalist and copywriter

The Christmas Cracker

This is it, the day I’ve been waiting for - everyones giddy, and at some point we’re all going to pull. The booze is flowing, laughter and merriment fill the room. Any second now it’ll be my moment.

 

The Christmas Cracker

This is it, the day I’ve been waiting for - everyones giddy, and at some point we’re all going to pull. The booze is flowing, laughter and merriment fill the room. Any second now it’ll be my moment. Gonna spunk all over them with my Christmas gift. Give them everything I have - JOKES and all, if you get me. And - waaaaaaaaaaaay - two sets of hands are upon me. Their grip is firm and I like how it feels as they pull hard at me, each desperate to make me their own. Tbh, I don’t much mind who I end up with -’tis the season for good will to all mankind. Then BANG, glory to God in the highest, I shoot my load.